Funny Things Kids Say

My kids sometimes say the funniest things...

Jordan: "Look Cows!"
Mommy: "Good looking, Jordan. There are some cows."
Jordan: "Yeah, I eat them!"


Jordan: "Mommy, where is the sun?"
Mommy: "I guess it's behind the clouds."
Jordan: "No. It's broken."


Devin: "Is Dorthy going to die?" (Dorthy is our fish)
Mommy: "I don't think so, why?"
Devin: "She's on the counter. We knocked her bowl over."
Mommy: "When? Why didn't you tell me?"
Devin: "Are we going to have to flush her down the toilet like the first Dorothy?"
Mommy: "Let's go see."
Note: Dorthy survived